“I’m in need of a hybrid cloud migration and cybersecurity assessment amidst our digital transformation efforts.” “Hi, ‘In Need of a Hybrid Cloud Migration and Cybersecurity Assessment Amidst Our Digital Transformation Efforts,’ I’m dad!”
Dads wear many hats and play such influential roles in our lives: support system, coach, handyman, chef, technician. But maybe the role with the biggest sense of pride: comedian. Particularly when life gets difficult, that right amount of dad humor at the right time can be exactly what you need in those challenging moments.
For all of the dads in the technology channel, we compiled some of our favorite IT jokes, because what better way to celebrate you than with a good laugh (and a solid eye-roll from the people you love)?
- What are a computer’s favorite snacks?
Microchips and cookies, but only a few bytes of each. - Two 5G towers get married…
The ceremony was okay, but the reception was amazing. - What did the hacker’s out-of-office reply say?
“Gone phishing.” - What was the baby computer’s first word?
“Da-ta!” - Why didn’t the programmer enjoy his camping trip?
There were too many bugs. - Has anyone seen the cybersecurity team?
All I know is that they ran-som-ware. - Someone cracked my password…
Now I need to rename my cat. - An Excel expert walks into a bar…
and joins two tables. - Why did the computer take its shoes off and put them back on?
Because it needed to re-boot. - Why couldn’t the restaurant owners open a new data center?
They didn’t have enough servers. - I made a joke that our devices were listening to us. I laughed… my wife laughed…
Alexa laughed… Siri laughed… - 99 bugs of code in the script, 99 bugs of code…
Take one down, patch it around, 147 bugs of code in the script - Why did the drained iPhone visit an orchard?
Because it needed Apple juice. - Why was the full migration to the cloud delayed?
The forecast was only partly cloudy. - Why didn’t the relationship work out with the IT help desk agent?
It was too off-again-on-again. - If you think IoT devices have been monitoring you…
the vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years. - Why did the CPU go broke?
A reboot cleared out all of its cache. Now it has insufficient resources. - I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards…
turns out it was just spam. - Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?
They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet. - I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory…
They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
